one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
Have a great time. I’ve pissed in your bowling shoes. Love, Jimmy Fallon.
Not in looks.
Not in what they say.
Just in what they are.
What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!